Collars with their name on, harnesses that stop your dog pulling on the morning walk, beds that actually keep their shape. The kind of thing a dog-owning dad wants but rarely buys for himself.

Covers for the sofa your dog has already claimed. Orthopaedic beds for the one sleeping on the floor because the old one went flat. Tactical harnesses for the dog that makes every walk feel like a workout. Something for the dad, something for the dog.